It's been almost two months since I blogged. Why? It doesn't really matter. Maybe I was learning how to be a race car driver at the Ivor Wigham's Rally School in Florida. Maybe I had to utilize my INFJ gifts and coach Rachel McAdams back to a courtship with Ryan Gosling. Maybe I had to help Barack come off a tad more elitist. Maybe I had to convince McCain to give Palin a chance, because Cindy realized she wouldn't be the hottest milf on campaign trail anymore. Maybe I encouraged the Cubs to stick to their heritage and lose five games in row. Maybe I couldn't concentrate. Could I be pregnant (Carmen loves that commercial)? Maybe none of these things are true. Maybe they are. Maybe I was stressed, super busy and apathetic to boot. Sorry.
A great deal has happened my friends, a great deal. But instead of filling you in on allllllll the details of my two month hiatus...I'll let that unfold over time. However, I will comment on some current events and clear up any inconsistencies:
1. I haven't been to the Ivor Wigham's Rally School in Florida...but I do have a Subaru and I'm ready to go anytime someone wants to foot the tuition bill.
2. I didn't coach Rachel to do anything! In fact, quite the opposite. I begged her to stay, begged. Her reason for leaving? She said, "Why didn't you write me?" just didn't have the same ring. Go figure.
3. Barack didn't need any help from me coming off as an elitist...I think he had it covered.
4. McCain also needed no convincing picking Palin as his VP. No worries Cindy, I still love ya. Everyone knows I have a thing for the blondes...even if you are a product of Nice 'N Easy.
5. And the Cubs...oh my sweet Cubbies, they needed no encouragement to self destruct. It's in the bag baby. Is it to soon to say, "Wait until next year?"
I hope to have a little more consistency, so don't check back and don't check back often. Peace on ya.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Sarah Smile
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sarah needs to work on moving her mouth when she speaks...and not gritting her teeth...and not sneering...
i will say, though, that i commend the old war vet (i assume, because he had on a hat)...and i mean, like 70s...who had his "hoosiers for hot chicks" flair on..
by the way, DO NOT YAHOO THAT IMAGE (hoosiers for hot chicks) trying to find the piece of flair to send to your friend...ummmmm...
and really, there are lessons to be learned from both of these conventions. one in particular...wait for it...
everyone, democrat and republican alike, should really only wear ONE piece of flair on his or her vest, jacket, shirt, sweater, overall...if you're not working in an eating establishment...there's really no reason for multiple flair
Cracking up over #2! Glad you're back!!
Okay, you did not just include "Why didn't you write me" in your blog. If I had seen the likes of,
"...this town has ever seen." or
"Ya gotta be kiddin' me. That's what I've been missing..."
I would've disowned you. Now if only I could include my favorite quote from the movie...oh, wait...they both have curse words in them. And not good ones either!
Tina Fey was born to do Sarah Palin.
Hey there! Thanks for stopping by my blog to say hi. I found you through 'Daily Mish Mash' and your movie madness post.
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